, @TheOnion memories of landlord who fixed laminate counter by putting 100 6" nails through it-rendering the cupboard below a spiked hell
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@TheOnion owning a home = slavery to The Banks for life!!! That's why they call it a "Mort"gage <----Look up the Latin root word... -
@compostfetish LOL there was a commercial about the word https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUjezPJGRIE … -
@ClearHeatVision ya but its still a freaking MORTGAGE!!!! Maybe because it's on a rocket it will hasten your death.....?
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@AccioKaitlyn@TheOnion man, I was looking forward to yelling at those damn kids on my lawn once I rented a house. Gonna have to wait.
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@TheOnion @ShannonEighmey one day...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion true 20 years agoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Draconicarcher Owning: no Asshole Landlord to Bitch about every minor nothing at every opportunity & threaten to raise your rent.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Nice. Thanks for making me feel shittier.
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@TheOnion "You don't need to understand any of this." - Awesome.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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