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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jan 2016

    Woman Probably Just Made Up Rape Story In Order To Get Threatening Emails http://onion.com/1NDAiGv pic.twitter.com/gG9U8jHEzp

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      1. Fate/Stay Woke‏ @mumbly_joe 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @2dAmMuslim

        @2dAmMuslim weird. RT @RichardDawkins: "@TheOnion don't subtweet me."

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      2. AstridRobot76‏ @AstridKitten76 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I get you're intention, but you're going to get a lot of idiots "agreeing" with this statement, soo...

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. theboom1  🌐‏ @theboom1 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @AstridKitten76

        @AstridKitten76 @TheOnion let's take the case of rolling stones article even if she lied and made it up doesn't give people a free pass to-

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. theboom1  🌐‏ @theboom1 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @theboom1

        @AstridKitten76 @TheOnion break the law harassment and other cyber crimes are illegal just like making false accusations are.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Andrew Elie‏ @thatcalvineguy 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Yea it does sound ridiculous and stupid Until then mention that they have a Patreon Then you call bullshit

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3.  💊Invasion of the Juul Pod People 💊‏ @RemingtonWild 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @thatcalvineguy

        @thatcalvineguy @TheOnion now now, you're starting to sound like the man in the article, looking for reasons to disbelieve, not believe

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Andrew Elie‏ @thatcalvineguy 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @RemingtonWild

        @RemingtonWild I don't look for excuses to not believe them it's only when they pivot to their Patreon that I get suspicious

        5 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5.  💊Invasion of the Juul Pod People 💊‏ @RemingtonWild 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @thatcalvineguy

        @thatcalvineguy In closing, your suspicions say a lot about how you're more concerned about fakes than REAL people who need help

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. DSeymour‏ @DSeymou18299699 29 Jan 2016
        Replying to @RemingtonWild

        @RemingtonWild I'm beginning to think that those who fear FA the most, must be those who deep down know they've crossed the line.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7.  💊Invasion of the Juul Pod People 💊‏ @RemingtonWild 29 Jan 2016
        Replying to @DSeymou18299699

        @DanielleSeymou3 Like all the guys who fear about women "deciding" an encounter was rape even though it just barely ever happens

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      8. DSeymour‏ @DSeymou18299699 29 Jan 2016
        Replying to @RemingtonWild

        @RemingtonWild only those who aren't sure they have consent would even think to worry, maybe

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      9.  💊Invasion of the Juul Pod People 💊‏ @RemingtonWild 29 Jan 2016
        Replying to @DSeymou18299699

        @DanielleSeymou3 it certainly points towards the men fearing it are the ones who believe women are duplicitous AKA misogyny

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Zerk‏ @Zerklass 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Nice strawman.

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      1. Odysseus Derision‏ @UlyssesDerision 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion it has happened before.

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      2.  💊Invasion of the Juul Pod People 💊‏ @RemingtonWild 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion gotta say, the man's response is almost TOO close to reality. Are you sure you didn't poll a normal guy?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3.  🧜🏽 Mermaid Hofessional‏ @StarStuffSister 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @RemingtonWild

        @RemingtonWild @TheOnion Onion articles can be very cutting satire. I love them.

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