@TheOnion Tragic.
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@TheOnion @haleysackett BREAKING NEWSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't tell@StephenAtHomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @mr_jawdyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion At least the milk is safe, in the fridge- OH NOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion At least they weren't Thin Mints.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The horrorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@elmsauce9 what a tragedy. -
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@elmsauce9@TheOnion only the good die young.
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@TheOnion I saw this right after a tweet for a gofundme for a couple who lost a son in a house fire. My face:

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@TheOnion oh no homie!@ItsOffcialAngelThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thats barely 1/8th of the Oreo amount it would take to feed me properThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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