@TheOnion same number of Americans who don't know exactly where Iowa is located and would hope never to end up there.
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@TheOnion Women making Tuna Fish Hotdish in Minnesota scream "Harlots & Gigolos!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion All celebrities s*xy nak*d pics http://blakckii88.blogspot.com/ (Whole Knowledge Whole ) https://twitter.com/nbsamazing/status/689117896220499968/photo/1pic.twitter.com/StoBOnP7atThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not this Iowan. Anybody else wants to be first in the nation--they can have it. I wore out the mute button on my remote.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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