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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2016

    Disney World Opens New Ordeal Kingdom For Family Meltdowns http://onion.com/1PQUma8 pic.twitter.com/g0YSJMi5Mo

    3:29 PM - 26 Jan 2016
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      1. Matt Cooper‏Verified account @cooper_m 26 Jan 2016
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        Been there :"@TheOnion: Disney World Opens New Ordeal Kingdom For Family Meltdowns http://onion.com/1PQUma8  pic.twitter.com/teQOIrxXbh”

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion They should have all the villains from their movies in this area to scare the shit out the little shit heads.

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      1. Amy Hollis‏ @amychollis 26 Jan 2016
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        “@TheOnion: Disney World Opens New Ordeal Kingdom For Family Meltdowns http://onion.com/1PQUma8  pic.twitter.com/yUqPQtnHhU”. @cathollis12

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      1. odere b‏ @odere4fun 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion http://dollarcell.com/?ref=62292 

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      1. shy fern‏ @shehelby 27 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @farlettscerman

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      1. Jay Matumbo‏ @jay_matumbo 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Next to be shown will be the new side exit door for their current IT people and a new rear entrance for Indian H1B crud.

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      1. Zimbabwe jr‏ @JrZimbabwe 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion $75 for a Disney Park ticket!!!! I wish they were that cheap.

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      1. Ann Capobianco‏ @CapobiancoAnn 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @djcap so much to do @ Disney. "Meltdowns" happen. Need "nap times"

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      1. Lorraine‏ @hotglueNglitter 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Anybody read Adam Resnick's book #willnotattend ? 😂

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion "I tried explaining to kids," the Buddha continued with a smile "that 'not getting what you want' is indeed suffering"

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      1. Roy Batty‏ @RoyBatty010816 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion A creation of H1B engineers who misunderstood the program specifications.

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      1. Christine McFadyen‏ @Kissy0893 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Where was this place when I had an emotional reaction after my parents laughed at me cuz I kept spinning around on the #bumperboat

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      1. Jon Torres‏ @JawnTorres 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @pherolive you got that Disney trip coming up, right?

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      1. TypingPrimate‏ @JBWriterKC 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion 11 minutes ago Disney World Opens New Ordeal Kingdom For Family Meltdowns. So long overdue.

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      1.  👻 🎃Spooky Shibe 🎃 👻‏ @_happyhapp_ 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion I wish this was real.

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