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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2016

    Steps For Proper Wine Tastinghttps://amp.twimg.com/v/046ba808-87cf-49c7-9b32-0ad170c59937 …

    12:05 PM - 26 Jan 2016
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      2. Seb.‏ @PfeiSeb 26 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @tiefengelb "@TheOnion: Steps For Proper Wine Tasting https://amp.twimg.com/v/046ba808-87cf-49c7-9b32-0ad170c59937 …"

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Moritz Schlenstedt‏ @tiefengelb 26 Jan 2016
        Replying to @PfeiSeb

        @PfeiSeb Aber heute mal nicht gespritzt.

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      4. Seb.‏ @PfeiSeb 26 Jan 2016
        Replying to @tiefengelb

        @tiefengelb apropos gespritzt: hab ich neulich entdeckt 👍pic.twitter.com/1LB96KjAMk

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Moritz Schlenstedt‏ @tiefengelb 26 Jan 2016
        Replying to @PfeiSeb

        @PfeiSeb Der tägliche Wahnsinn eines Grammar-Nazis.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Seb.‏ @PfeiSeb 26 Jan 2016
        Replying to @tiefengelb

        @tiefengelb na dann hoffentlich nicht mit dem ende... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM …

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Omar Baddar‏Verified account @OmarBaddar 26 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion That was a lot more than 7/44ths of the glass!

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      1. Alex Tjelmeland‏ @dumbmajor 26 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Jessie_Heims your mom and Beth might use this.

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      1. Kat‏ @katrinakchesney 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @teaaleavess 😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 26 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Have to use those tips the next time I open a bottle of MD 20/20 and before I chug half the bottle.

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      1. John Lightfoot‏ @Winemastery 29 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion thanks for sharing The Onion, have a great Friday :) (Get your FREE twitter ads by https://commun.it?aid=thankyou7commun.it/?aid=thankyou7 )

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      1. odere b‏ @odere4fun 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion http://dollarcell.com/?ref=62292 

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      1. Deadward Perrin‏ @Tedward_Perrin 27 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion I'm pretty color blind. Is there an easier way to tell if it's a white or a red?

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      1. Åkpö Gårenssøn‏ @Akpokpokpo 27 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion I'll admit that I have been skipping step 4. Please forgive me. I'll change my ways. :-)

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      1. Stefan Loew‏ @yogot333 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Steve T. should you not eat the glass when finished?

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      1. Kiyoshi‏ @kibonoinu 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Don't forget to gulp your wine down, contrary to the uneducated ruffians who sip it!

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      1. Nicole Firebaugh‏ @nicole_fir 26 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Damn, I thought I was doing it wrong....

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