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@colin_spaulding@TheOnion crash into a snow bank and have Jesse help you out
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@TheOnion Staying home is the best way.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's why I moved to Hawaii




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@TheOnion Most important: Drive to destination as fast as possible; statistics show that accident risk is directly related to time on road.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion reverse at speed in a long queue ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: How To Drive Safely In Winter Conditions http://onion.com/1SIgb1H pic.twitter.com/ViKNkNurVe"
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