@TheOnion Zebras have vertical stripes because they think horizontal ones make them look fat. And no predator wants to eat a skinny prey.
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@TheOnion they're obviously a fashion statement.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Did you miss the report last year where they were shown to reduce horsefly attacks?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion cats only see in black and white. A running herd of zebras blinds predator cats, because of the flashing black and white.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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