@TheOnion. Awesome













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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You know, here's the thing about satire... Sometimes it actually rings true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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