@TheOnion You guys lose some writers recently? 
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@TheOnion Great story - almost as good as HOLY SHIT, MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON. Genius.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ha. It's funny because it's like an enormous penis pump. Probably.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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