@Markusooi MT @TheOnion: Department Of Interior Program 2 Reduce Deer Population By Providing Free Condoms 2 Fawnshttp://onion.com/1ZPOmcq
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@TheOnion I'm appalled. They should be teaching abstinence in our meadows!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Presumably foiled by lack of opposable thumbs.#clovenhooves#ouchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@PirateWench Idiots! Don't they know that's just going to encourage the deer to have sex?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In related news, during the Deer study it was ascertained that Bears, in fact, %$& in the woods.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It think education is a better solution. Besides, everyone knows fawns are just a bunch of tramps.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There's a joke somewhere to be made using the word "venison" but I'm not going there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Stupid idea! Everybody knows fawns don't have wallets! They ARE wallets (on-the-hoof) So where will they keep them??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But the buck would just pretend to put it on! Do they know nothing!?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But some are bucking this trend.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Promise "no more hunting-killing deer" ? <3 :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion yeeees thats riiiight fawns wear condoms...yeeees...ummmm hmmmmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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