What's the alternative? RT @TheOnion 34-Year-Old Man May As Well Keep Pursuing Dream At This Pointhttp://onion.com/20hJDNm
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@TheOnion Basically my life without the band, the apartment, or the resume. Now I'm depressed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@minormoonmusic HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh, good luck to him! Something to look forward to after the daily grind, unlike most!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's cute. He should find a nice catholic girl and have babies.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if he could only remember his point he would pursue it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't be afraid--there are plenty of roommates in the sea. Don't cave,Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So how is being bought out by a multi-billion dollar media conglomerate going to affect your content? Will it become propaganda? -
@AndyLeeParker1@TheOnion I am also curiously wondering this...I sure hope not.
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@TheOnion No he shouldn't...he should just give up. What a loser!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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