@TheOnion haha that's Pluto dressing up to sneak back into planet status.
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@TheOnion let's name it Planet Trump and see if we can't get him to go rule his own planet. Really we'll just drop him off and leave.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Huh. Binns talking rubbish again.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion One only had to listen to "Coast to Coast" to know this is Planet X. It will be crashing into Earth next Monday.#9thplanetThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lol. Scientific American headlines read like yours sometimes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A giant, gaseous orb? They've discovered Rush Limbaugh!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's called Turkmenistan! Turkmenistan becomes the first country to effectively ban tobacco productsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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