@TheOnion Leave Wyoming and North Dakota as soon as possible.
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@TheOnion Best survival guide all year!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Downtown Minneapolis! They used to have heated sidewalks and bus stops. Very civilized.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pour scolding hot water on the windows of your car to get rid of the ice. -
@TalusMMXII@TheOnion piss works also....try this formula beer=piss=clear car . Great way to recycle beer.
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@TheOnion@MartinLeJeune NO.1 QUEUE IN THE FOODBANK LINE notThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion all of these came in handy last year.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If drinking water is frozen or unavailable one can quench thirst by eating snow...but avoid the Yellow snow.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tip: carry a wireless hater! And a battery charger!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Three essentials, 1. Budweiser or beer of choice, 2. Pizza plan on at least two a day, 3. Netflix and if you lose internet, DVD,sThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - dead on - it boggles my mind the people that are never prepared for the obviousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Remind everyone that it's not the snow you're worried about, but other drivers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my #1 live in Florida -
@AmyHawk119@TheOnion Did that; prefer snow to sand, seniors & serial killers
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