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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jan 2016

    Pentagon Holds Gala To Celebrate 25 Years Of Bombing Iraq http://onion.com/1T9CT2i pic.twitter.com/TCMdM4hujU

    11:44 AM - 21 Jan 2016
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    36 replies 878 retweets 842 likes
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      2. Margaret Sinclair‏ @margaret_tmsinc 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @cybermogul Any Gala coming soon regarding drone attacks on civilians in other countries too?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Margaret Sinclair‏ @margaret_tmsinc 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @cybermogul

        @cybermogul @TheOnion There's nothing to celebrate in colonialism. #AustraliaDay

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Gemistos Plethon‏ @FreglisPlethon 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @shekissesfrogs This picture is doctored. Photoshopped skills not the best

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Madame Blueberry‏ @shekissesfrogs 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @FreglisPlethon

        @FreglisPlethon @TheOnion its the onion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Beef Supreme‏ @k_welty 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Where's George I?

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      1. Rac‏ @mrac309 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion where's Rummy?

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      1. Honey's Dead‏ @ErinRichardson5 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @cybermogul

        @cybermogul The Onion is a satirical publication but often will post things that are just so spot on.

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      1. Euan‏ @euan9714 22 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @Connor9714 @shitnonasays

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      1. jeannemac1‏ @jeannemac01 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, if it weren't so sad😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

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      1. Der Klugscheißer‏ @Besserwissender 23 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @linkspazi Halt eine Bomben-Feier. ;(

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      1. shirley jean seaton‏ @shirleyjseaton 22 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @LollysMum1 Were they really all there together?There seems to be a big problem with dress code?

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      1. Zahara‏ @SA4Pal_Palestin 21 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion #Warcriminals must be brought to accountability .

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      1. Voice of Kashmir‏ @TheVoiceKashmir 21 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Every Voice matters for #Kashmir http://rbl.ms/1SAsGMO 

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      1. donna flick‏ @Fujikatsan 21 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @MoniaMazigh What is "The Onion"? Another Charlie?

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      2. john van zeist‏ @john_van_zeist 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion A gala to celebrate mass murder? Surely been paid for from the billion of profits by the US war industry. Insanity rules...

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Daniel Jonsson‏ @DanielJonss 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @john_van_zeist

        @john_van_zeist @TheOnion it's the onion....

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
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      2. 4HeadConservative‏ @foreheadblog 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion you guys are complete idiots...brainless

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