@TheOnion @rachelholk when the time comes I'll never be this perfect
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so perfect
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@TheOnion please do these as a written list. I don't want to be forced to stare at a joke longer than it takes to read itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Tips For The Perfect Marriage Proposal https://amp.twimg.com/v/00f4cb19-e9bd-4f08-bdc2-d8e929016326 …"@yonahimesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahaha best advice ever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is a perfect plan
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@TheOnion I proposed on April 20th. Hitlers birthday.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The best tip is DON'TThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion love thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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