@Charles07527697 @TheOnion
You can't prove that it didn't happen.









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@Charles07527697 Which god??

Zeus
Hermes
Poseidon
Apollo
Prometheus
Ares
Cronos
Dionysus
Buddha
Yahweh
Brahma
Shiva
Vishnu or
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@jack_son_black@Charles07527697 technically, Prometheus isn't a god. He is a Titan. Gods are better. -
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@Charles07527697@YahwehBoo You've upset Ares by your blasphemy. I pray that he spares you.






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@jack_son_black@Charles07527697 oh, no, no, no. It's Apollo you have to worry about. He can be a jealous bitch, yes.
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@TheOnion oh no! You done messed with their Jesus! Prepare for butthurt peeps.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Charles07527697@TheOnion freedom of speech... jesus gave me a hand job for $20.. -
@FovallWilliam@Charles07527697@TheOnion was it out of this world? -
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@Charles07527697@TheOnion rough hands -
@FovallWilliam@Charles07527697@TheOnion did he do it the old fashioned way or were the holes a perfect fit -
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@FovallWilliam@Charles07527697@TheOnion Missionary style
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HA! Times have always been tight folks, even the "son of God" took a shot or 2 in the mouth just to make ends meet
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@DewdFayceYA_DIG@TheOnion that's why he cried in the garden! Oh shit! It was bringing him back to the hard times!
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@TheOnion I am very much not amused. Unfollow. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion This won't make anyone mad. Except the people who laughed at Jewish/Muslim/Gay pieces while shouting, "It's just satire, stupid!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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