@TheOnion I have a feeling that just won't fly.
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@TheOnion@ChastityTamu I hope will doThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the dude is not happyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Congress puts remaining Eagles Members in safehouse called Hotel California.They can check out anytime they like...but never leaveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion or, hear me out, or they just blow all those 90 mill on a mega concert with loads of classic bands and we all enjoy
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@TheOnion um so these guys after all their career cannot help themselves where is the $$$ for the hungry and homeless & workking poorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don Henley was like "Great, now I'M the biggest a-hole in The Eagles?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion will you help me promote my campaign? https://www.gofundme.com/foschnitzel I would be very grateful!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And no one thought Joe Walsh would last......Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion on a later statement they said that 40 for the claws and 30 for the beak, and 20 state taxes!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @TonytheLorenzo Judging by the age and priorities of congress I'm still not sure if you're kidding or notThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bill Maher to play Joe Walsh in upcoming Eagles movie!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What about Randy Meisner? He was a founding member of Poco and the Eagles.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sweet music is synonymous with these bunch of talented guysThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not a bad idea!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ??? Protect them from what?? I love the Eagle's music, but I'd rather see that money go towards a worthy cause, the homeless !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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