@TheOnion The laptop is half opened not half closed.
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@victoriad42@TheOnion literally me every nightThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he is. There's always the phone you take to bed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we've all been there!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's ok. No doubt someone will call the police to do a "wellness check" after not hearing from him for over 25 minutes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion gets a bit too realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ReadByExample I'm currently suffering from this. Glad to know I'm not alone.#thanksforthelaughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MBX91@TresLibras this is all of usThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Truly he is delusional. Anyone who buys a product with that bite marked apple truly needs haldol.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion owned now by UnivisionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~Must utter sigh of disgust, in order 2 complete the sequence.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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