@TheOnion @russtofferson that about sums it up for marriage in one's 20's, regardless of generation.
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@TheOnion You guys are killing it today, as usual. Bravo.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's how I feel around all my friends.
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@TheOnion The Onion racistly chose a white guy for this story. I've had enough of their racist sarcasm. Go Broncos!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Consider yourself lucky man!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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