@TheOnion @Cryptex410
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@TheOnion So damn happy. The less cauliflower the better. Now Americans can start eating food that's meant to be eaten like steak N potatoesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's the vegetarians fault. Cauliflower steak is all the rage these daysThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hear they have plenty in the UFC, whatever country that is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion or is it possible that through greed they are using the press to gouge the crap out of us?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tx for reminding me I have broccoli in the fridge.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@wjgolding@theonion HAHAHAHA jerks. give me my cauliflower! -
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@TheOnion ...but I hear that tulips are nice this time of year.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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