@TheOnion Seriously?
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@TheOnion those things up your insurance cost more money reduce your home values and drown your kids. Why do we have them?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You're a meme machineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I literally lost my shit at this headline
kudos @TheOnionhttps://twitter.com/theonion/status/689900314217046016 …
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@TheOnion LOL -that's the point of the onionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I get the point....this article is a callow way to get it across however.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's not cool. I love satire, but that is just not at all funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thanks for preying on my worst parenting nightmare, you fucking assholes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yay@Univision what a way to spend your assetsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Fact, swimming pools kill more kids than guns. Were is the uproar to take away everyone's swimming pools.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's harshThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's horribleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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