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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jan 2016

    Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Reluctantly Accepts Alternative Sentence Of Coaching Troublesome Youth Sports Teamhttp://onion.com/23eGUXA 

    9:05 AM - 20 Jan 2016
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      1. Mike Quintal‏ @Quints78 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion That's not Keith Hernandez?

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      1. Matthew Nadu‏ @MatthewNadu 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @JA_Nadu

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      1. Jack Pancak‏ @JackPancakes 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @asliceofzeiss @Jp_wong88 haha he now coaches a team in Sayville

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      1. Chase Roskos‏ @thechase651 20 Jan 2016
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        @CarolBernie @TheOnion Hits pretty close to the heart

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      1. Orange Scaryson‏ @OrangeRB3 21 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion holy shit, an article in 2016 with actual writing and not just the headline repeated 10 times with different synonyms.

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      1. jackie 夹克‏ @JackGreeney96 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion This might very well be the best thing ever in all of time.

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      1. Judie K‏ @judiekstein 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion "Kids, this is a shiv."

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      1. Louis Stoner Hume‏ @hume_louis 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Yeah, I believe in magic and fairy tales, but that story pushes the envelope of incredulity. Oh, wait a sec, that's what satire is

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      1. Carrie Price Cox‏ @carriepricecox3 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion It'd be more productive than Gitmo. Mr Boilermaker sees the light.

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      1. bunkerbaby‏ @bunkerbaby1960 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @pithyandwitty lol

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      1. brian f bailey‏ @bfb123456 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Islams War on Freedom =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIq7tsVvEoY …

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      1. Cole Duke‏ @cole_duke 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Holy crap. One of the best photoshops in onion history.

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      1. RAj kumar‏ @officialRajkr 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion nic

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