@TheOnion That's not Keith Hernandez?
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@TheOnion @asliceofzeiss @Jp_wong88 haha he now coaches a team in SayvilleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CarolBernie@TheOnion Hits pretty close to the heartThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion holy shit, an article in 2016 with actual writing and not just the headline repeated 10 times with different synonyms.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This might very well be the best thing ever in all of time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Kids, this is a shiv."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah, I believe in magic and fairy tales, but that story pushes the envelope of incredulity. Oh, wait a sec, that's what satire isThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It'd be more productive than Gitmo. Mr Boilermaker sees the light.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Islams War on Freedom =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIq7tsVvEoY …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Holy crap. One of the best photoshops in onion history.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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