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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jan 2016

    "God made me who I am, and who I am is a cold, anti-gay zealot." http://onion.com/1PoNqRa pic.twitter.com/gliQAzKCih

    6:45 AM - 20 Jan 2016
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    • NEEKO Diesel Jordan Villarreal whom'st'd've Ryan Bradshaw ☠️Eternal Samnation Nelson🎃⚰️ the worlds sexiest terrorist Darren Bull Kevin Johnson
    24 replies 759 retweets 1,566 likes
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      2. Pete‏ @P__e__t__e__ 20 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @CJaneKendrick 😂check out her name

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      1. brian f bailey‏ @bfb123456 20 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I slap a gay baby to stop it crying and I'M the Bad guy?

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      2. JBHall‏ @joshiebhall 20 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SPACEDOGRADIO it's a shame the gays normally like cold-hearted bitches.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. SPACE DOG RADIO‏ @SPACEDOGRADIO 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @joshiebhall

        @joshiebhall @theonion It's entirely possible the word "shame" may best describe the statement you just made... good luck with that! Woof!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. JBHall‏ @joshiebhall 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @SPACEDOGRADIO

        @SPACEDOGRADIO @TheOnion it's certain a shame the irony wasted.

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      1. Cal MacKenzie‏ @kombuchis_clay 20 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Is this lady single? (Asking for a friend)

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      1. Mike Ferber‏ @Naukeets 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Sounds like bull to me!

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      2. Littlelord bugleboy‏ @Tootmenot 20 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Freedom of speech is so much fun!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Error 404‏ @GenericGooner 20 Jan 2016
        Replying to @Tootmenot

        @Tootmenot @TheOnion What's your point?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Littlelord bugleboy‏ @Tootmenot 20 Jan 2016
        Replying to @GenericGooner

        @GenericGooner @TheOnion My little finger nail, i keep it lengthy as a nosepick

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      1. Mark Price‏ @Jack31ish 20 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion gotta hate dem gays, Levitico 17:22, thou shalt not be gay, don't be gay, dawg. Fuck Cartman.

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      1. Marie-Rose Sauce‏ @rose_sauce 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Don't pass the BUCK! Take responsibility for you own bigoted views; by the way there is no GOD!!! Get real!

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      1. KJ‏ @jeankyli 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @marlyskye

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      1. Maria Gabriela ﻥ‏ @fullgracentruth 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Lol. While I find your articles hilarious, I am a Christian and believe that we were created with a God given purpose. TrueStory:)

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      1. Chesterwabbit‏ @Chesterwabbit 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @Noin007 Lol well by that logic, to hell with working out. If god wanted me to be strong I would have come out of the womb built.

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      1. Feet 👣ToTheFire 🐦‏ @feetothefire 20 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Republicans & alliance w/ religious right have managed to push out compassion from their religious narrative I feel sorry 4 them

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