@TheOnion that was all the uranium we had Karen! #goodfellas
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@TheOnion Where's the stuff i left Khomeini? "I flushed it down the toilet, they were all over the centrifuges what was I suppose to do?" - End of conversation
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@TheOnion Celebreties hot scandals http://goo.gl/nWP9Nb (out spicy out ) https://twitter.com/nbsamazing/status/689117896220499968/photo/1pic.twitter.com/sk4j72Sqm1Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't get it. Iranian food isn't spicy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Been reading you for years. You need new writers. Fresh blood. Old savvy . I'll write you some kick ass material. Get back to me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion crazy peopleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@donsknots But that was all the enriched uranium we had, Karen!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just FYI, our toilet does not usually look like that :)) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#KimJongUn in the great land of#NorthKorea@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why is the United States trusting Iran?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MikeHansen613 am sure it is a special toilet with a special pipe to somewhere specialThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion to make any deals with habitual liars and cheaters only make all of us fools.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 2000MR burn you hands from radiationThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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