@TheOnion the last sentence in the article 
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@TheOnion Immediately garners several thousand Twitter followers because she's an "amazing person".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So braveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you forgot "white". Or do you assume that under "attractive"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Cara_Garvey@GAILinception gals is that Emily Thorne?????Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmaoo that last sentence really drove the point homeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I except herThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The struggle is real.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion All celebrities s*xy nak*d pics http://goo.gl/XRjUJt (For Who For ) https://twitter.com/nbsamazing/status/689118257698197504/photo/1pic.twitter.com/0yxR7aquOpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No way. Not an attractive woman. Maybe a mediocre woman, but attractive... No way.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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