@TheOnion It's obvious, the Bugs find you too ugly to have sex with. Get a dog, their much less choosy!
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@TheOnion I vote for chocolate covered ants as the most tasty.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The average homeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who deemed raleigh average?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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