@TheOnion Watch the language, please.
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@FranciscanPoet Dude , there's an "unfollow" button. -
@LevonLee2 I like many of their stories. This one just crossed the line.
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@FranciscanPoet I fucking disagree. -
@LevonLee2 You are rude.
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@FranciscanPoet Just like The Onion then, I'm cool with that.
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@TheOnion Don't worry, tonite it's the story of the vengeful god making a guy kill his son just to prove how loyal he is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't fret little one. Donald Trump will be reading from Two Corinthians.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@hiwhojoined@ElizaStet sry but the onion has been on POINT lately -
@seafoamscribble@TheOnion@hiwhojoined that story is my entire childhood -
@ElizaStet@TheOnion@hiwhojoined i cannot even imagine
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@conerlogen@TheOnion "even a modern kid who maybe has some sort of magical adventure, even if it’s Amelia fucking Bedelia."
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@TheOnion@fredric_wertham "...and so god murdered all of them. The End. Sweet dreams :)" - 1 more reply
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