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@TheOnion Somebody should tell Santorum that God has moved on.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "God confirmed that He figured Santorum had already dropped out of the presidential race several months ago." LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Make it a food fastThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mydoggigi You won't be laughing if#Santorum decides to produce another "god-awful" movie
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@fredric_wertham Santorum was our Senator in PA. Kicked him out in landslide. Never made me laugh. Poorer donating $ to get rid of him.
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@TheOnion I hope it happens soon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he remindsMe@DangeRussWilson PureFake,Hey#shorty#Sundays should be#God'$ timeNOT makeMe miss#Church+Watch@CoorsLight Ad@NFLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion maybe Rick Santorum should have paid more attention to the two Corinthians who cried at Trump's awesome Liberty University speech.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Rick, Ask#TheDonald ....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Isn't it tiiiime... to taaaake baaack America ™Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Egos suck and ruined many menThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@EWErickson This is God speaking....Rick the Catholic Church is a scam and time to suspend your campaignThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion@ewerickson that's true how can it be sarcasm?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I just realised that I automatically add the word 'onion' to the end of each headline you post on twitter.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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