@TheOnion @JackMiles1930 this is a must read
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@TheOnion@huge_af_kid wear turtlenecksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have been told just start a fire and place dirt on top of that then just lay atop the pill just like a back warmer at the beach! -
@TheOnion No need for kitchens or central heat and air it's all streamlined nowadays!!! Just light and go


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@TheOnion Why does it have to be central what's up with Caspian Air or Baltic Air or even Pacific Air and heat ? -
@TheOnion OK Canadian Air the better air wtf Florida air is better and is priced less it's been filtered by the Ocean "Everybody knows that"
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"@TheOnion: Tips For Keeping Warm This Winter http://onion.com/1Zxgag5 pic.twitter.com/7xWdeMKNPP”
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@TheOnion What is... stay indoors, Alex?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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