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@MonicaSeagle@TheOnion OMG GOALS




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@TheOnion yay I'm included!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Never though the most poignant tweet I've read in awhile would come from The Onion. I'm going to enjoy being alive today.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@cocospell@Captain_Flags.. methodical abbreviation, a wordy craft based on satiric journal humor, the genius of this genre! -
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@TheOnion is the headline supposed to be "you too will die one day" or "you too shall die one day" or "to still die day one you"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Have you met the Dumbest Job Applicants after the Gold Rush? Forget Yoga Pants. This isn't What You Should Be Weening.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LMFAO!!! GOOD ONE!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thank godThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we're all dying, just depends on how fastThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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