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@moveebuff1953@TheOnion - Yeah moovee buff there is a lot of violence in the Bible. It all serves a purpose, but there is no fiction. None! -
@hume_louis@TheOnion no fiction in the Bible? All those violent acts were true? -
@moveebuff1953@TheOnion Yeah, all those violent actions are true. The Bible is God's word, and there is no falsity or fiction involved. -
@hume_louis@TheOnion organized religions have major economic interest in maintaining literal interpretation of both Old and New Testaments
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