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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jan 2016

    Interpol Admits 89% Of Its Cases Involve Finding, Recovering The ‘Mona Lisa’ http://onion.com/1ntHakZ pic.twitter.com/hrupgzIl1y

    10:00 AM - 18 Jan 2016
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    • Kenneth Cozy Boy Lee Unknown Middle Easterner CA Conservative 🌐 Pernille Oestrem wyatt tomorrow AVAVAVAVAVA Motato J the Weird Nerd
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      1. Chook‏ @ChookMFC 18 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Lots of smart cookies down at the...what is it? The Onion?

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      1. frank bank‏ @frankatthebank 18 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Sometimes, it's easy to tell the difference between the fake and the original.pic.twitter.com/zvgqRVXSf1

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      1.  🐙 Ross the Ripper  🎃 🎃‏ @RossbyrneW 20 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Guess who stole it once? Apollinaire.

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      2. Rachel E. Post Ph.D., NP-C‏ @rachizzle_post 19 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane in all seriousness, I have a friend with a badass crazy job working for Interpol, helping find antiquities >

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      3. Rachel E. Post Ph.D., NP-C‏ @rachizzle_post 19 Jan 2016
        Replying to @rachizzle_post

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane looted from Iraq & Syria. She spends lots of time in Switzerland as I guess it's a hotbed of that kinda thing.

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      1. Erik Leibbrand‏ @ELeibbrand 18 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane and, 11%, explaining what Interpol is.

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      1. OLLV‏ @LucianoBinak 18 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion And finding out that Jesus had kids.

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      1. John Nelson‏ @Yukon_Hiker 18 Jan 2016
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        EU should commit to a Syrian refugee plan which shelters them on Greek Isles as prelude to reinvasion force. @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

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      1. The Mallen Streak  ❤‏ @Rogue_1508 18 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane The other 11% spent shutting down twitter trolls!

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      2. Ellen Freyta‏ @EllenFreyta 18 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Thanks

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      3. Rohey Jobe‏ @jobe_rohey 18 Jan 2016
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        @EllenFreyta @TheOnion pleasure

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      1. Sorella Poverella‏ @holyholyholy5 18 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Why don't someone paint a Mona Hooker and forget about it.

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      1.  ⚽ Phileas Foggs  ⚽‏ @PhileasFoggs 18 Jan 2016
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        the other 11% must involve Sepp Blatter then... @TheOnion

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