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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jan 2016

    Leonardo DiCaprio Hopes He Screamed And Cried Good Enough In ‘The Revenant’ To Win Oscar http://onion.com/1P9o141 pic.twitter.com/Lt8wE2SZ9C

    2:30 PM - 17 Jan 2016
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      1. TVerdo‏ @ToddVerdo 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion he did.

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      1. seth‏ @YourUncleSeth 24 Jan 2016
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        @noodleleg @TheOnion hahaha srsly tho

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      1. Grace Gilbakian‏ @gracegilbakian 18 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @isaacwparker

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      1. SageWaterDragon‏ @SageWaterDragon 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion The Onion Hoped They Continually Posted This Article Enough On "Twitter" To Win A Pulitzer

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      1. Ben Williams‏ @BWilliams1901 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion and made the scene with the bear believable

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      1. Wayne Midvale‏ @BeastMaude 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion I wonder if he got raped by an actual bear to preoare for this role

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      1. Courtney Rae‏ @courtneyraeAB 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @trippcrosby he is such a genius actor. Haven't seen a performance like that in a long time. Well done #LeonardoDiCaprio

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      1. frank bank‏ @frankatthebank 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion . . . and the Academy Award for Best Bear Attack in a Motion Picture goes to . . . this guy!pic.twitter.com/Pfsnz2i1vO

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      1. Caitlin Cherry‏ @ICaitlinCherry 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion yeah but no accent or disability...

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      1. Bigbaby‏ @Bigbaby0819 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion he did!!

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      1. breaking‏ @ajohnson0109 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @gpwiggins @nartharie

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      1.  🗡️ ✴️ 🧟‍♀️dahrknessss wanderer 😈 👹 🎃‏ @thewargarurumon 17 Jan 2016
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        THAT OSCAR WIL BE MIIIINNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!111!1!1!1 @TheOnion

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      1. Ryan‏ @ryanmillakillen 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion well enough *

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      2. JB Smooth‏ @justinbeaty15 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @tmarrs1 who cares he's the best

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      3. tmarrs1‏ @tmarrs1 17 Jan 2016
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        @justinbeaty__ it's just a joke buddy

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      4. JB Smooth‏ @justinbeaty15 17 Jan 2016
        Replying to @tmarrs1

        @tmarrs1 silly ik that 🙈

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