@TheOnion You forgot to the include the massive amounts of dildos they've received from concerned Americans.
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@TheOnion love it. ~TwiSTeD~ \\l// {●_●} ~ScoTTiE~Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well, if that what it takes, so be it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In related news, Oregon lawbreakers feign unawareness of widely known "technicality" that "ignorance of the law is no excuse."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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