@TheOnion This is just brilliant. Major 'failure to launch' also happening today.
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@TheOnion marriage? I don't think mommy would like me being with a icky girlpic.twitter.com/IxCat59js8
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@TheOnion who would want to b stuck with the same bloke for life..pfffft..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why buy the cow when your getting the milk free already.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Because it's not financially viable? Because it is better to starve to death in a gutter by yourself? Because there's no point?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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