I thought @TheOnion was supposed to be satirical. Lol. 
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@TheOnion That would be the case if we HAD a teacher's lounge...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion nailed it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And 1 microwave turning a substitute into young Matt Damon -
@JRossBeitzel@TheOnion do microwaves do that? Whoa. -
@ammamarfo@TheOnion I tried it with a toaster oven but all I got was 'Even Stevens' era Shia LeBeouf -
@JRossBeitzel@TheOnion ooooh, sorry about 'cha :(
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@TheOnion Not all of us cry. Some of us listen to Panic! At The Disco as we sip from a flask of students' tears...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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