@TheOnion that number might be a bit low
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@TheOnion@Friday_Otter If they can sort out the sleep mode glitch so I'm not wantonly murdering security staff in my off hours, then yeah.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@gigglepooch I am the 96%
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@TheOnion@tonitonirocca Wheres the lie though? -
@vhsdelicious@TheOnion it's actually 100
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@TheOnion Maybe just not the one in The Revenant...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Where do I sign?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@titsarelit I know I would, what about you babe? - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion: Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear http://onion.com/1SOSrs6 pic.twitter.com/uatZCL8wif"@poketheswirl
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@Prose_Edda I wish I was a Animatronic Panda Bear. For obvious reasons
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