@TheOnion I'm making that my motto for life.
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@TheOnion I hope not, it smelled of many things.... - 1 more reply
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I'd pay $200 mil just to repaint the Blue Room.
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@TheOnion Is there any way to dip the whole property in bleach first?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Now THERE'S a way to blow some lottery winnings quickly!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bring a lot of disinfectant. A LOT. There are strains of herpes from the 70's still floating in the pool.#HefBatterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Gothic Tudor Sex Grotto"?? You could build your own for less.Without picking up after Hef.#VancouverSexGrotto;#WestEndThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mannymaldonado53@Gmail.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ........and scrub the DNA off the walls. That dump must smell like a pine-sol back room peep booth parlor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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