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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jan 2016

    Obama Praises Own Strength, Resilience In Face Of Hardship During State Of The Union http://onion.com/1l4DF2E pic.twitter.com/p2xVFIvw5r

    7:00 PM - 12 Jan 2016
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      1. Ovadyah‏ @Ovadyah 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion wait, I thought the onion is satire?

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      1. Adam Cake‏ @adamwearsblak 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @benshapiro based on the headline only: if only this was an actual spoof piece.

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      1. Bob Gerstner‏ @BobGerstner1 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Easiest satire The Onion has EVER done!

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      1. garland garmon‏ @jernard1753 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Great president, best ever

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      1. cliff burgess‏ @cliff_burgess 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion he's his own biggest fan. # you likeme. You really like me.

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      1. Jacob Woollard‏ @j_wool13 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @Hutch111888 @_smitty3_ 😂😂😂 must read!!!

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      1. Mark Thoman‏ @MarkThoman 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @benshapiro I know, some of Onions best savaging satire...

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      1. Paid2DreamFoundation‏ @jrn91181 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion thanks for sharing The Onion, have a great Sunday :) (insight by http://commun.it )

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      1. SFenwick‏ @SFenwick65 13 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion .

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC 13 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion the bad joke is almost over

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      1. PetsareNOTdisposable ⭐ ⭐ ⭐‏ @LrElias3 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @benshapiro What hardship? Living with Michelle?

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      1. Angela Jo Chandler‏ @angieebabiee132 12 Jan 2016
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      1. brian f bailey‏ @bfb123456 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion OUR Dear Leader..(government is PC 4 Violence against mankind),.. I mean,. Tell us what to do, what to think.. We worship fedthugs

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      1. Ren Ganner‏ @RenGanner 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Can you say FU?

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      1. pat blake‏ @EePat 12 Jan 2016
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