. @TheOnion: fixed that for ya.pic.twitter.com/DJJZDKsUmS
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@TheOnion @Matt_Stefon hilarious lol love reading the Onion 
@andreanawrites @TheOnion my favorite will always be "Whopper sandwich isn't sitting too good with local man right now".
@TheOnion @RoninMara And Ryan retorts, "What's Porky's?"
@TheOnion God I love you
@TheOnion You Onion staffers are right wing nut jobs
@TheOnion Biden does seem like he would enjoy some soaped up butts.
@TheOnion:Biden Urges Paul Ryan To Check Out Nude Scene From Porky’s’ On Phone http://onion.com/1l4BL https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/687101800747515904/photo/1@TheRealMerb …
@TheOnion how is it Ryan manages to have the same look in his face as Boehner?? 
@TheOnion What will you do without Biden as VP? That'll be the only unfortunate part of Obama's exit.
@TheOnion gonna miss Diamond Joe when he leaves office
@TheOnion what must Mr. Ryan be thinking?
@TheOnion "SQUIRREL!"
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