@TheOnion He's doing kegels, that's a kegel face
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@theonion@jeffvandermeer Kinda assumed he was doing kegels.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion omg I just laughed so hard I spit on myself. Are you sure he wasn't squeezing those buns of steel to keep the stick up there?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@jeffvandermeer I thought it was Kegels.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#FIFY RT@TheOnion Paul Ryan Quietly Doing Seated Ab Exercises Thruout#SOTU http://onion.com/1l4Azvw pic.twitter.com/QXClOgpDH5
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@janieo YOU KNOW IT GURL -
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@janieo His blue-eyed granny-starver peepers were twinkling with such hatred. Well, BACKATCHA RYAN. -
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@TheOnion doing ab crunches to distract himself from Obama's blinding beauty perhaps? -
@sarah_ganton@TheOnion The only plausible explanation
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@TheOnion Paul Ryan is holding in a fart@pigeonspielThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@mharvey816 Looks more like Kegel.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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