@TheOnion calzone?pic.twitter.com/59EnLazwm6
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@TheOnion This is why I no longer buy calzone… too much temptation for the criminal element.
@TheOnion also i didn't see the diet coke please send immediately as now i am thirsty
*looks at @stretchd* RT @TheOnion Piping-Hot Calzone Missing http://onion.com/1N5NTpU pic.twitter.com/ErzgJDghsY
@TheOnion Probably ran off with the hot tamale!
“@TheOnion: Piping-Hot Calzone Missing http://onion.com/1N5NTpU pic.twitter.com/ZL1h8VK2sg” lmao!!
@TheOnion @appleswider58 one of my biggest fears 


@JosephReyna18 @TheOnion oh dear god that's horrible.
@TheOnion
It wasn't labeled I ate it...if it helps it was slightly cold in the middle still delicious though.
@BeautifulDay36 #AskBenWyatt “@TheOnion: Piping-Hot Calzone Missing http://onion.com/1N5NTpU pic.twitter.com/MNQ9vqrt25”
@TheOnion been there, had it done to me. The boss did it so grinned and went hungry
@TheOnion @cashman_john read this
@TheOnion Must be the FDA's latest recall http://www.theonion.com/video/hungry-fda-official-orders-massive-pot-pie-recall-14223 …
@TheOnion It couldn't have gone very far. Start looking NOW!
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