@TheOnion @jpollicove you're morbid
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@TheOnion not really distasteful: just not really funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm still waiting to ascend into Heaven.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 1. Dig hole, 2. Drop body in, 3. Cover with dirt. 4. Start drinking.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Smokey eye, I love it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How about a Viking funeral?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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