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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Jan 2016

    Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams http://onion.com/1Q17EW3 pic.twitter.com/Gb5WAuOkKF

    7:00 PM - 11 Jan 2016
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    23 replies 1,853 retweets 2,956 likes
      1. lee TMI colleton‏ @sleepylemur 11 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @OaklandPrivacy that's ridiculous, the bullet cam would have to be on the tip

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      1. Kristopher Tapley‏Verified account @kristapley 11 Jan 2016
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        .@TheOnionpic.twitter.com/90MD18ZnTO

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      2. Lucas‏ @apiece0ft0ast 11 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @epilepticshrimp why is this account verified lol

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      3. Ben‏ @wildbanjo 11 Jan 2016
        Replying to @apiece0ft0ast

        @OIVIA_ @TheOnion @epilepticshrimp because the onion is really popular

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      4. Lucas‏ @apiece0ft0ast 11 Jan 2016
        Replying to @wildbanjo

        @thewildbanjo @TheOnion @epilepticshrimp ok

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      1. Mary-Jo Maur‏ @maur_jo 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @henderstu Bullet cams? What?! Oh, wait...it's the Onion.

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      1. Jord‏ @JesusOfDys4ia 11 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @acid_wraps brain activity and mental health would have been funnier

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      1. ジェンポニー GenPony Giygas‏ @GenocidalPony 11 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion The satire is on point. Point blank I should say :)

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      1. Chris J Keelty‏ @ChrisKeelty 13 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @MatthewKindel goodness that could really reduce crime in my opinion and protect officers too

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      1. The Movie Snob‏ @TheMovieSnob247 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion This is both poignant and funny. Sometimes you just have to laugh at how FUBAR life can be!

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      1. Ken McKlinski‏ @Flambeau66 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion like the Maverick missle? http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/7400/images/145769/large/5l-image.jpg …

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      1. Pissed Off Old 1st Sgt‏ @retiredAF93 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Obviously a high speed camera.

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      1. Lisa McMurry‏ @7043006763 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion milk

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      1. Christine Wilkinson‏ @teenmariewilkie 12 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Please help me anyone http://www.gofundme.com/gastroparesisandme ….

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      1. Gary Emert‏ @sportsfans81 11 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Don Toovey‏ @STEELWOLFX 11 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion those of us that are gamers have had bullet cam for years and slo mo kill shots too 😜

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      1. Jonathan‏ @K1ng_John 11 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion - reminds me of the incredible opening scene in Natural Born Killers. https://youtu.be/dH1QmfQnWbg?t=2m28s …

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