@TheOnion the truth can be funny sometimes i suppose
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@TheOnion@gabbyharbin this was actually back Friday though -
@LindsayRennick@TheOnion HA quite accurate
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Free Lou Malnatis for working all night!
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@TheOnion It'd work for me...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion u guys have def used this before..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JustChaosThings Sounds like meetings at our job. XDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If I had to pick one headline to describe America.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the only proper solution to such a formidable problemThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What if free pizza was the solution to all of life's problems? Relationship issues? Hostage situations? Nuclear agreements?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @warrior_tank This would work on me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That and Casual Friday, I'm IN! It's how employers WEASEL the rest of us out of things more important- like a livable salary.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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