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@TheOnion Everyone needs a little vaca from dick pix,otherwise they just start to look the same(Hint:A little tinsel can make yrs memorable)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion spot on. I <3 your writers. In a world of hell, the jester gets the last laugh, and thankfully some earlier ones too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@KendrickLaMario lmfao I swore that was you -
@TheDiorHomie@TheOnion lol nah my hair is much longer now
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@LauraStevenson, but... ok RT@TheOnion Woman Ready To Receive Vulgar Messageshttp://onion.com/1ZgB4zYThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Diggit,
@TheOnion and I'm ready to send them. What's her handle?

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@TheOnion I thought that is why text and twitter were invented.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Laughter really is the best medicine.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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