@TheOnion Totally staged but good for you guys for taking it to the next level by training a bear to hold Michael Phelps like that.
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@TheOnion this seems like a@reidbtwntheline thingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SamuelMacNeil@TheOnion fucking weak
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@TheOnion Dunno... This looks fake to me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion damn bear! Don't throw it back.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I didn't know Phelps and the Bear were in Jaws. If MP was spawning, does that make Satan the spawn or prawn of Phelps?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my teacher had to tell students that the onion is fake because students were using your articles for government related eventsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion : that Phelps loves a good TrannyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @_LegendaryRose The Onion has reached a new level of weird lol. Love these stories.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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