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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Jan 2016

    What You Need To Know About The Oregon Militia Standoff http://onion.com/1UEZCBm pic.twitter.com/S3K7N9yHPX

    10:30 AM - 9 Jan 2016
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    20 replies 135 retweets 210 likes
      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 9 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion It will end soon, the guys are running out of vacation time and the Super Bowl is nearing.

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      2. Kennedy Henderson‏ @KennedyCrucify 9 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @josh_zilles "Gub'ment" 😂😂😂

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      3. josh zilles‏ @josh_zilles 9 Jan 2016
        Replying to @KennedyCrucify

        @KennedyCrucify @TheOnion until the whiskey and bison chilli runs out!

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      1. Poppy Vortex‏ @VortexPoppy 17 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ZachsMind fuck US government I hope they win shouldn't be number 3 on the terrorist list we're f****** citizens @VortexPoppy

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      1. Matt McFadden‏ @CalCoachMatt 9 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @tanziebodeen

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      1. godfrey mugulusi‏ @godfreymugulus2 9 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion whats the problem,are they fearing for the guns bill to be

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      1. amyen‏ @amyen6 9 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Thank you for this informative article, outside the US it's really important to have unbiased reporting outside of CNN

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      1. Nathan McAlister‏ @NHTOYMc 9 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Rather ironic picture.

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      1. brian f bailey‏ @bfb123456 9 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnionhttps://www.lewrockwell.com/2016/01/william-norman-grigg/government-land/ …

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      1. Maximus‏ @afro9strong 17 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion This isn't a Militia, these R domestic terrorists sowing the seeds of ANARCHY.Typically, @potus has his head in the sand re:this

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      1. Trish Ramirez‏ @em18966 10 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Oregon Militia Standoff: Five Reasons It Isn’t What It Seemshttp://www.inquisitr.com/2695989/oregon-militia-standoff-five-reasons-it-isnt-what-it-seems/ …

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      1. にゅびちゃん‏ @nubinubinubi 9 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion I actually don't wanna know, you know.

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      1. Deirdre‏ @dever_o 9 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion The situation is so ridiculous it should be funny. Except, The Public is paying for their temper tantrum. Moldy Sociopaths.

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      1. Deirdre‏ @dever_o 9 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Nice. That's the perspective that most rational people are seeing. Refuge est. 1908 by Teddy to protect it from these people.

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      1. ren z jacob‏ @sailoren 9 Jan 2016
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        Oh, this should be funny..http://onion.com/1UEZCBm  @TheOnion

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      1. Chuck Bruce  🇺🇸‏ @ChuckBruce_ 9 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion "Which one of you assholes bought the Toyota?"

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      1. Buddy Stone‏ @buddystone 9 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Yep, that's about right.

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      1. Brian‏ @bpdisme 9 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion The fact that they aren't from oregon?

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      1.  👻James I Jennings III (featuring Sleepy Brown)  🎃‏ @jimiseadawg 9 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Y'all jumped the shark.

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