@TheOnion I use to play Earthworm Jim. Now I think I'm Earthworm Jim.
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@TheOnion@AmmadQuraishi Don't forget Tipper Gore's fight with Frank Zappa over evil song lyrics... K-lassic...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nation hopelessly ignorant of the fact homicides are down considerably since then in spite of looser gun laws. -
@ManWithTheBFG & Mass Shootings are up. Correlation doesn't equal causation. -
@rdb1191998 the FBI believes guns save more people than they kill in the US. That's good enough for me. -
@ManWithTheBFG When did the FBI say this? In some cities with loose gun laws, murders went down & sexual assault increase. -
@rdb1191998 it's in my FBI stats. Approx 1 million defensive uses of firearms per year. Regardless, no correlation between gun control+crime - 4 more replies
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@TheOnion@Suribot I still remember the ire over#mortalkombat . Funny how most older games in arcades, are the shoot-em-up variety.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We kept playing them, and look what's happened! They were right all along!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Kids are still playing Cowboys and Indians, but back to using real guns again.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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